What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 15:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

What do you love doing for fun?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What factors may contribute to intelligent individuals identifying as Republican rather than Democrat in the United States today?

No, not a chance

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

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Then came..

No way

So they tried

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share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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